HEAT: IT KEEPS YOU FUCKING WARM ( Read more... )

WHY DOES THIS HAVE ITS OWN WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE

I was leaving Friday and I was so happy and then the CEO just came in and talked me into 2 more weeks. Why do I fail at standing up to authority figures? SHE'S JUST A LADY IN A SUIT, ALLISON.

GET OUT OF MY GOVERNMENT YOU FUCKING JACKASSES

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RIGHTEOUS FEMINIST RAGE

Mom is rearranging the furniture again. Plz send help.

I can't find the diary I kept Junior year. Nothing quite like losing an extremely embarrassing account of your failtastic life to make you feel good.

Somewhere someone is clearly reading it out loud to all their friends and laughing at me.

So today I was reminded of: back in the early 90s there used to be this series of radio ads for the Okemo Mountain ski resort. They featured a nagging mother trying to tell her hip Gen-X (presumably flannel-clad) son that he couldn't go to Okemo Mountain! It was too expensive/conditions were bad/skiing season was over! Hip Gen X Son would then ( Read more... )

I got in a car accident, got airbag'd in the neck, and all the shit that was in my car now smells like airbag powder. I know because I had to take everything out because it's old and they're probably scrapping it.

Merry Christmas.

Minor ankle fracture. This means that I have all the embarrassing limited ability to move around, and none of the fun painkillers that make that less lame. It's only been 6 hours and I'm already bored and fidgety. Only roughly 714 more hours until I won't need crutches, hahahaha ha. And I can't work or drive myself anywhere!

(Plz entertain me)

Today my job as an electrician took me into my very first clearly insane person's apartment ( Read more... )